Birthday - 6th November
Height - 6’4”
Weight - 13 stone. Not far off Twinkle and Swifty put together.
Eye colour - Brown
Instrument played - Pointy, throbbing Bass.
How would you describe yourself? - Damn I’m good!
Do you care about how you are perceived? - Nope.
What was your most embarrassing experience? - Waking up on Twinkle’s toilet with
my pants round my ankles only to be told
later that he’s been trying to wake me up for ages.
What was your most frightening experience? - Going on the London Eye. I'm not
too great with heights you see. Going over the
Yorkshire moors on the way to Whitby comes a close second.
What do you most like? - Sleeping, eating, alcohol, playing live, I live a
simple existence.
What do you most dislike? - ‘Geezers’, you know what I mean, those Ben Sherman
wearing twats who go round in groups looking
for a fight in Romford on a Saturday night. Custard and brussel sprouts (not
together of course).
What do you find most annoying? - People who barge onto trains without letting
anyone else off first. Crumbs in margarine.
Realising I’ve spent too much money on a night out.
What newspapers do you read? - Anything that’s laying about. Does Viz count?
What qualities do you look for in the opposite sex? - A good sense of humour
more than anything.
What’s your sexual fetish? - That’s for me to know. Let’s just say it involves
ferrets, marmite and Twister.
Who do you fancy? - Liv
Tyler, Angelina Jolie.
Do you believe in God? - Who?
Do you believe in life after death? - I’ll believe when I see it.
If there was one band or artist who inspired you to make music who would that
be? - Nirvana
Who are your favourite bands? - Strapping Young Lad! Nine Inch Nails, Fear
Factory, Queens of the Stone Age, Marilyn Manson,
Sepultura, Muse, Nirvana, White Zombie, Faith No
More, Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Pantera, Machine Head. (spot the
newbie)
What do you think is the greatest single of all time? - “Smells Like Teen
Spirit” - Nirvana
Who are your favourite musicians? - Chris Wolstenholme, Flea, Nick Oliveri,
Twiggy Ramirez, Krist Novoselic, Igor Cavalera,
Devin Townsend, Trent Reznor, Dave Grohl.
Who are your favourite authors/writers? - Douglas Adams, JRR Tolkien,
What was the last book you read? - “Sadly I was an Only Twin” The works of Peter
Cook
What are your favourite films? - The Empire Strikes Back, The Thing, Batman (the
Tim Burton one), Videodrome, Scanners,
Elephant Man (the only film to make me cry, awwww), Goodfellas, Lost Highway,
Matrix, Taxi Driver, Silence of the Lambs,
Robocop, Tremors, Scarface, Life of Brian, Pulp Fiction, Holy Grail, Fight Club,
Seven, Alien, Indiana Jones, Mad Max, 28
Days Later, Withnail and I, American Beauty, Toy Story.
Who are your favourite actors? - Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Samuel L Jackson,
Kevin Spacey, Joe Pesci, William H Macy, Steve Buscemi.
Who are you favourite film directors? - David Cronenberg, David Lynch, Tim
Burton, Terry Jones, Terry Gilliam, John
Carpenter, Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorcese.
What is your favourite TV programme? - Monty Python, anything by Reeves &
Mortimer apart from ‘Randal & Hopkirk’, Spaced, The
Office, Alan Partridge, Father Ted, can I include the Goon Show?
What was the best play or show you have ever seen? - Not a theatre man myself,
closest I’ve got is going to see the RSC do
Romeo & Juliet with the school.
Who are your favourite comedians? - Monty Python, Reeves & Mortimer, Simon Pegg,
Ricky Gervais, Steve Coogan (hmmm…I see a
pattern emerging), Eddie Izzard, Spike Milligan, Peter Cook & Dudley Moore, Jack
Dee, Sean Lock, Phil Jupitus, Phil Kaye,
Peter Kay, Johnny Vegas.
What do you think is the UK’s finest landmark? - Christ I don't know. That Angel
of the North is quite good.
Who is your greatest Briton? - Dudley Moore
What is your favourite food? - Toad in the Hole
What is your favourite drink? - Cider, JD, tea
What do you most regret? - Not being able to compete in the Olympics through
injury.
If you found a wallet stuffed with fifty pound notes, would you hand it in? - No
chance! It’s their own fault for being
careless. The Milky Bars are on me!
If you could give anyone any advice at all, what would it be? - Don't put jam on
a magnet.