Name - Twinkle Lemora

Birthday - 14th July

Weight - Don’t know exactly but it’s evidently way too low.

Eye colour - Blue-grey

Instrument played - Voice box

How would you describe yourself? - A complete and utter fucking liability with an over developed sense of the melodramatic.

Do you care about how you are perceived? - No

What was your most embarrassing experience? - Every time I open my mouth I cause trouble, there’s too many to mention.

What was your most frightening experience? - Being mugged on a central line train at 4pm on a Bank Holiday Monday. And no fucker did anything to stop it or help me.

What do you most like? - Sleep, solitude, Lemora, the company of my closest friends.

What do you most dislike? - Arrogance, bigotry, smelly people, morning. Meeting arrogant, bigoted people who smell in the morning. Being lost for words in critical situations. The fact that I seem to have developed a stutter of late. Marmite, Peanut butter, cashpoints no longer dispensing fivers, corked red wine, money, waking up, Tottenham losing.

What do you find most annoying? - The fact there is always so much month left at the end of the money, but generally it’s the same as my ‘dislike’ answer.

What newspapers do you read? - Metro and Evening Standard, if at all.

How would you describe yourself politically? - I’m not politically minded. Too many of my own problems to sort out.

What qualities do you look for in the opposite sex? - Patience, similar tastes, similar sense of humour, unpredictability, creativity. But definitely patience.

What’s your sexual fetish? - Honestly don’t have one. Sex is a turn off, I prefer people with their clothes on.

Who do you fancy? - Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Neil Carlill, Jeff Buckley, one or two nameless individuals who front gothic type bands. Fiona Allen from ‘Smack the Pony’. Johnny Knoxville, Pete Burns back in the 80’s, not the Fraggle he is now.

Do you believe in God? - Nope

Do you believe in life after death? - Kind of, at least I believe there is something like a spiritual world, unrelated to what any religion attempts to define.

If there was one band or artist who inspired you to make music who would that be? - Delicatessen

Who are your favourite bands? - Delicatessen, XTC, Bauhaus, They Might be Giants, Marilyn Manson, Manuskript, Elastica, Deus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, The Delgados, Danse Society, Depeche Mode, Lycia, Dead Can Dance, Nick Cave, Jeff Buckley.

What do you think is the greatest single of all time? - “You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)” by Dead or Alive or “Never Let Me Down” by Depeche Mode

Who are your favourite musicians? - Neil Carlill, Eric Serra, Brendan Perry, Will Foster, Stuart Dayman, Craig Brown.

Who are your favourite authors/writers? - Neil Gaiman, Tom Holland, Vikram Chandra, Edgar Allen Poe, Douglas Adams, Anne Rice. John Keats, Thomas Hardy, Mervyn Peake, Barbara Gowdy, Goscinny & Uderzo, Will Self.

What was the last book you read? - “London – The Biography” by Peter Ackroyd

What are your favourite films? - Delicatessen, The Princess Bride, The Elephant Man, Subway, Star Wars, Amelie, Night of the Living Dead, The Third Man, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Brazil, Life of Brian, Lost Highway, Psycho, Big Blue.

Who are your favourite actors? - Christopher Lambert, Johnny Depp, Cary Elwes, Angelina Jolie, Tim Curry, Anthony Hopkins, Michael Gambon, Michael Caine, (I don’t know why so few women as well…), Jean Reno.

Who are you favourite film directors? - Luc Besson, Francis Ford Coppola, Jeunet & Caro, Orson Welles, Kevin Smith, Terry Gilliam, Alfred Hitchcock, David Lynch.

What is your favourite TV programme? - Spaced, (does anyone remember Star Fleet?)

What was the best play or show you have ever seen? - Shockheaded Peter

Who are your favourite comedians? - Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Peter Cook & Dudley Moore, Spike Milligan, Monty Python, Phil Kaye, Boothby Grafo, Chris Morris, Fry & Laurie, Armstrong & Miller, Al Murray.

What do you think is the UK’s finest landmark? - White Horse near Uffington. Or Stone Henge.

Who is your greatest Briton? - King Alfred

What is your favourite food? - Food? What’s that? (Oh the hilarity) Cheese and pickle toastie (I’m so English)

What is your favourite drink? - Red Wine. Merlot if we’re being prissy.

What do you most regret? - Not being able to finish my History BA

If you found a wallet stuffed with fifty pound notes, would you hand it in? - Depends on my mood, current financial situation and if anyone saw me picking it up. The way I feel right now I’d say no, fuck ‘em. Their loss. I’ve lost plenty of thing which has lead to others gaining, why can’t I have the same?

If you could give anyone any advice at all, what would it be? - Cross your t’s, dot your i’s, and always have a bloody good excuse to hand.